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axelbane: teyuss: armageddon2: hussie is a genius. it’s...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:46:31 -0500

teyuss:

armageddon2:

hussie is a genius.

it’s amazing how far Homestuck has come- and holy shit man, you came this whole way with it! but why…?

i have a theory why, actually.

have you ever heard of the “Agatha Christie Code”? for people who have no idea who Agatha Christie is: she’s widely considered one of the world’s best selling novelists.

the Christie Code is the theory that the main reason her books were popular (and still are, 25+ years after her death) is that they are literally addictive

so what is the Code, and how does it relate to Homestuck?

the Code consists of a few elements key to her writings:

lengthy establishing descriptions at the beginning of the book

quick dialogue and action towards the middle and end of the book

simple phrasing, and a lot of repetition of both words and themes

but most importantly… the use of 9+ characters

why 9 characters?

according to a documentary about Christie’s methods, the human mind can only devote focus to between 5 and 9 things/people/plotlines at a time.

past that, the reader will go into an actual unfocused hypnotic trance. they become overloaded with the cast of characters, and the intricate red herrings, and all the repeated words, and soon they are motherfuckin entrenched in that bitch

look back at that list of elements ^ and you’ll realize that every single one of them applies to Homestuck: the simple format catches you, the shit getting real keeps you, the memes indoctrinate you, and Hivebent seals the deal.

i repeat: hussie is a genius.

agatha christie wrote poirot, the detective jane is obsessed with, too.

Fucking read this shit. Even if you aren’t a homestuck

i feel a song coming on: "Okay, so here's why girls don't get flattered when guys comment on their bodies."

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 23:30:40 -0500

i feel a song coming on: "Okay, so here's why girls don't get flattered when guys comment on their bodies.":

afternoonsnoozebutton:

pilgrim—soul:

A few months ago, you said I looked “objectively really hot, actually, you’re definitely the hot one of us.” I laughed and thanked you because we have the kind of relationship that allows for that kind of banter. Your phrasing amused me. I took a…

digi-egg: Digimon Masterpost. Here’s a list of torrents and...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:57:37 -0500

digi-egg:

Digimon Masterpost. Here’s a list of torrents and episodes online from every season of Digimon, from Adventure to Xros Wars, for all your nostalgia needs.

(1999) Digimon Adventure: English Dub - torrent | watch online | Amazon // English Sub - torrent | watch online

(2000) Digimon Adventure 02: English Dub - torrent | watch online // English Sub - torrent | watch online

(2001) Digimon Tamers: English Dub - torrent | watch online // English Sub - torrent | watch online

(2002) Digimon Frontier: English Dub - torrent | watch online // English Sub - torrent | watch online

(2006) Digimon Savers / Data Squad: English Dub - torrent | watch online // English Sub - torrent | watch online

(2010) Digimon Xros Wars: torrent | watch online

To clear some things up, the dub has English voices and the sub has Japanese audio with English subtitles. Torrents can take a while to load, so unless you want to make gifs, I’d suggest just watching it online. But, if you do torrent, remember to seed. If you have any questions or problems, feel free to nonanonymously ask. Enjoy!

allhollowseve: Made a better list. Just click on it, load it...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:35:14 -0400

allhollowseve:

Made a better list. Just click on it, load it and enjoy!

Happy Halloween!!

Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Cabin In the Woods

Trick ‘r Treat

Insidious

Corpse Bride

Coraline

A Nightma re on Elm Street (2010)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Autopsy

Amusement

Orphan

Boogeyman

Boogeyman 2

Boogeyman 3

Breadcrumbs

Scream

Scream 2

Scream 3

Scream 4

Children of the Corn (1984)

Children of Corn (2009)

The Exorcist (1973)

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Exorcist: The Beginning

The Haunting in Connecticut

The Hills have Eyes

The Hills have Eyes 2

The Ring

The RIng 2

The Reaping

Homecoming

The Thing (2010)

The Thing (1982)

The Ward

Joy Ride: Dead Ahead

Hide and Seek

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

Wolf Creek

Mirrors

Zombieland

Devil

The Burrowers

One Missed Call

Monster House

Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

Beetlejuice

House of Wax

Shutter

The Wicker Man

Halloween

Halloween 2

My Bloody Valentine

The Ring

Friday The 13th

Carriers

The Fourth Kind

Hocus Pocus

murryblue: MY FUCKING SUITMATES FROM ACROSS THE HALL they’re in the bathroom doing their hair with...

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:36:52 -0400

murryblue:

MY FUCKING SUITMATES FROM ACROSS THE HALL

they’re in the bathroom doing their hair with their bedroom door open so they can SKYPE AT THE SAME TIME

I have to pee please stop this is not okay

bowties-and-souffles: anotherdeliciousambiguity: richwhiteterror: the cool thing about the...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:06:37 -0400

bowties-and-souffles:

anotherdeliciousambiguity:

richwhiteterror:

the cool thing about the canadian debates is that when candidates go over time they just cut their mic

pfft totally not true

everyone knows that debates in canada are just the candidates apologizing to each other

Moderated by a moose.

murryblue: ed edd n eddy yaoi

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:58:48 -0400

murryblue:

ed edd n eddy yaoi

Homestuck Aspect Home Buttons!

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:50:53 -0400

legendofserket:

sassynanners:

Blood

Breath

Doom

Heart

Hope

Life

Light

Mind

Rage

Space

Time

Void

all credit goes to userstyles member keishakips

hfjhgfuj THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS FOR ME uvu

princeblainers: Download free fucking books! nachosauruz: A fuckload of classic literature: 1984...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 16:05:36 -0400

princeblainers:

Download free fucking books!

nachosauruz:

A fuckload of classic literature:

1984 by George Orwell

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

Aesop’s Fables by Aesop

Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll

Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen

Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery

Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne

Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche

Bleak House by Charles Dickens

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Dubliners by James Joyce

Emma by Jane Austen

Erewhon by Samuel Butler

For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm

Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson

Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence

Les Miserables by Victor Hugo

Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert

Middlemarch by George Eliot

Moby Dick by Herman Melville

Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen

Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad

Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

Paradise Lost by John Milton

Persuasion by Jane Austen

Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe

Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen

Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence

Swanns Way by Marcel Proust

Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Great Gatsby

The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Iliad by Homer

The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling

The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

The Odyssey by Homer

The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James

The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli

The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault

The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma

The Time Machine by H. G. Wells

The Trial by Franz Kafka

The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

Ulysses by James Joyce

Utopia by Sir Thomas More

Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray

Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust

Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Click on the motherfucking Hypelinks bitches.

alyssaties: ophiuchustroll: feastings: AH YE THIS IS A...

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:16:27 -0400

alyssaties:

ophiuchustroll:

feastings:

AH YE

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

shadzu: apriki: do you know how many full movies are on youtube?? SO MANY bridge to terabithia /...

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 23:18:52 -0400

shadzu:

apriki:

do you know how many full movies are on youtube?? SO MANY

bridge to terabithia / D.E.B.S / angus, thongs and perfect snogging / the boy in the striped pyjamas / the kim possible movie / fern gully / sabrina the teenaged witch: the movie / james and the giant peach / scary movie 4 / monster house / jeepers creepers 2 / the lion, the witch and the wardrobe / sleepover / bring it on / holes / phantom of the opera / the hunchback of notre dame / battle royale / st trinians / st trinians 2 / peter pan (2003) / charlie’s angels / i don’t know how she does it / she devil / children of the corn / you got served / the suite life movie / the illusionist / urban legend / the horse whisperer / apocalypto / the prince of egypt / cinderella (the brandy version!!) / the forbidden kingdom / the tuxedo / peter pan (1955) / charlie’s angels: full throttle / popeye / thumbelina / a fuckload of barbie movies / sleeping beauty / eurotrip / tower of terror / hotel rwanda / death at a funeral / the bfg / my big fat greek wedding / age of innocence / goodburger / the powerfuff girls movie / lady and the tramp / antz / an extremely goofy movie / la bamba / dear john / the texas chainsaw massacre / misery / the omen / the running man / rain man / ten inch hero / memoirs of a geisha / prom night / mysterious skin / the mistress of spices / yu gi oh: the movie / sugar and spice / sabrina goes to rome / the orphanage / hesher / hostel / never back down / west side story / sabrina down under / who framed roger rabbit? / dumbo / the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy / pokemon 2000 / hancock

reblogging because goodburger

Photo

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:29:54 -0400

casually posts art things over here instead of my main so that I don’t have to deal with them

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:28:14 -0400

casually posts art things over here instead of my main so that I don’t have to deal with them

bramblepatch: Guys, the OP seems to think that the kid who had...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 01:06:44 -0400

bramblepatch:

Guys, the OP seems to think that the kid who had a mental breakdown because his dad was a businessman and happily took advice from both of the scourge sisters and the kid who taxidermied her own grandfather as a small child and was raised in complete isolation by an omnipotent dog are well adjusted.

stupid-homestucks: hompregstuck: karrunaniara: manlyspike: ...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 22:48:18 -0400

stupid-homestucks:

hompregstuck:

karrunaniara:

manlyspike:

GET

FUCKED

WOW

Wow, I’m going to base my life off of this post.

~Card

Lord english is literally me -Kasu

murryblue: doublepistolsandawink: randomhatthief: PLEASE GUYS...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 11:36:16 -0400

murryblue:

doublepistolsandawink:

randomhatthief:

PLEASE GUYS I REALLY WANNA DO IT.

i would really like for you to do this 4 me pls followers

I go home in two days so you should give me something to occupy my sadness

doublepistolsandawink: randomhatthief: PLEASE GUYS I REALLY...

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:31:06 -0400

doublepistolsandawink:

randomhatthief:

PLEASE GUYS I REALLY WANNA DO IT.

i would really like for you to do this 4 me pls followers

lemon-jar: pizzaforpresident: professorhalfwitts: i am packed and ready for...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 00:42:34 -0400

lemon-jar:

pizzaforpresident:

professorhalfwitts:

i am packed and ready for vacation

this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen

oh my fuckgn gondfds

Masterpost of every [S] flash in Homestuck

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 16:44:54 -0400

bestofhomestuck:

doge-is-pleased:

Legend:

Bold= End of act flash/ Major flash

Italics= Interactive flash

ACT 1

[S] John: Play Haunting piano refrain.

[S] ==>

[S] John: Enter.

[S] STRIFE!

[S] John: Check Pesterchum.

[S] ==>

[S] ==>

[S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin .

END OF ACT 1

[S] John: Take a bite of the apple.

ACT 2

[S] ==>

[S] YOU THERE. BOY.

[S] ==>

[S] ==>

[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.

[S]==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!

[S] GET UP JOHN,THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.

[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!

[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS

[S] GO ON. ==>

[S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird.

[S] ==>

[S] John: Sleep.

[S] John: Wake up.

[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building

[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!

[S] WV: Ascend.

[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.

[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline

[S] Jade: Open Freshjamz

[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031

[S] Dave: STRIFE.

[S] Jade: Descend.

[S] Dave: Abscond.

[S] Rose: Ascend.

[S] Strife!!!

[S] Rose: Fast forward to now.

*BONUS [S] Ride.

[S] John: Examine your dad’s room.

[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.

[S] Dave: Strife!

END OF ACT 2

[S] Enter

ACT 3

[S][I] ==>

ACT 4

[S] ACT 4 ==>

[S] ==>

[S] Dave: Accelerate

[S] ==>

[S] Jack: Ascend

[S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam.

[S] WV?: Rise up.

[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.

END OF ACT 4

[S] Descend.

END OF ACT 5 ACT 1

[S] Make her pay.

ACT 5 ACT 2

[S] ACT 5 ACT 2 ==>

[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose

[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.

[S] Jade: Wake up.

[S] Jade: Enter.

[S] ==>

[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[S] John: Enter village.

[S] JOHN. RISE UP.

[S] Wake.

[S] Kanaya: Return to the core.

[S] Equius: Seek the Highbl00d.

[S] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO.

[S] All: Behold glory to the Zillyhoo.

[S] Seer: Descend.

[S] ==>

[S] Terezi: Proceed.

[S] Terezi: Read note.

[S] Terezi: Play records.

[S] Terezi: Play tiny record.

[S] Seer: Ascend.

[S] Flip.

[S][o] Tick. Tock.

[S][o] ==>

[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO

END OF ACT 5 ACT 2

[S] Cascade.

ACT 6

[S] Begin Intermission 2.

[S] ACT 6.

[S] ==>

[S] Jane: Get mail.

[S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental brakedown.

[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

[S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.

[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

[S] Frigglish: Fast foward to Jaspersprite.

*BONUS [S] Ride.

[S] Jane: Enter.

[S][A6I20] ???

[S] ACT 6 ACT 3

[S] Jane: Proceed.

[S] Jane: Cautiously Approach.

[S] DD: Ascend.

[S] DD: Ascend more casually.

[S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv.

*BONUS [S] Wait, what am I supposed to do with this bunny again?

For anyone out there that my be thinking about making an MV or fanart of a certain moment in a flash, here’s a list of every flash in the entire comic, complied by my friend!

Photo

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:25:27 -0400